Dos Gringos – Last Song On The Cd? Lyrics

Ah, here we are
Towards the end of our session
It’s been a good time
(Sure has)

Hey Trip, when we’re done, why don’t we go play some golf?
(Sounds good, let’s do it)
Alright! Hey, I’m gonna have to cranium on over to the pro shop though, and get me a club cranium cover for my 3-wood
(So to speak)
So to speak, yeah

Unfortunately, I gotta go downtown to do it
(So to speak)
So to speak… Yeah, you know what? I’m tired of this “so to speak” stuff, sayin’ “container” and “cranium” all the time, you know I used to go with the flow, ’cause hey, I thought– you know, hey, bein’ a fighter pilot, you know, chicks dig it
(Helps with the ladies)
Well, you would think. But, uhh… it’s a whole new age these days
(Yeah)
Now all the ladies want is a guy who wears a suit to work, and carries a briefcase, drives a brand new Beamer, comes home at 5 in the afternoon…
(Damn shame)
It is; it’s just not the same
I tell ya… You know what, Trip?
(What’s that?)

I wanna say “head”
I wanna say “box”
When I leave a party I don’t wanna “pull chocks”
I don’t wanna say “no slokes” when I sneak a cheek

When I say “I’m goin’ downtown”
I really mean it! I’ve got some business to take care of downtown
And I don’t want anyone sayin’ “So to speak”

I wanna work for IBM
And I don’t wanna fight in a war
‘Cause bein’ a fighter pilot won’t get you pussy no more

One more time!

I wanna work for IBM
And I don’t wanna fight in a war
‘Cause bein’ a fighter pilot won’t get you pussy no more

(Yeah, that was a double negative)
Yeah, well at least I don’t have a small penis
(Hey, shut up!)

Dead bug!